Monthly Archives: April 2015

Signs Of Spring 2015 – 2

Further to the previous signs of spring, last Saturday we had a bit of a walk around town, and here is some of what we saw:

Green Grass As in South Carolina, the grass here goes brown in winter, although you don’t really notice once it’s snowed. However, it going green again.

Flowers They literally appeared over night, and there are more coming everyday.

More Seagulls Seen pictured on the still-frozen Finnsnes Vann. They are also beginning to squabble noisily over nesting sites on the flat roof over our offices.

Receding Piles Of Snow Not very attractive anymore.

The First Wedding Of The Year Congratulations to the happy couple.

Super Spring Silliness The local scouts were out on the town square giving away coffee and waffles, and inviting people to build a pile of crates while standing on the top. Apparently the record is 28, but this time the best was 10, due to a very strong cold wind, and the lack of a flat foundation. Going, going, gone . . .

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Cheaper To Take A Taxi

This is not a phrase you hear often in Norway!

However, it would have been good advice to a young man in the south of Norway. He was recently sentenced to 21 days in prison, plus a driving ban and a fine, after crashing a car. Apparently the 19 year old had missed the school bus and didn’t want to be late for a history test, so did what anyone else in his position would have done – ‘borrowed’ his dad’s Ferrari. Despite having no driving license, he and a friend then headed for school at twice the speed limit. On the way he lost control (apparently the pedals are too close together), hit a tree, then came to rest in a primary school playing field. Thankfully no-one was injured.

But it was very bad, very dangerous, and very expensive:

Ouch! Apparently this dad wasn’t amused either.

3 Years And Counting

My third anniversary of coming to Norway slipped past quietly this week.

God is good, and we continue to be here to worship.

Despite the predictions of “You’ll be fluent in the Norwegian after 2 weeks / a month / 3 months / 6 months / a year / a couple of years”, I’m still far from a native speaker. However, it works OK for me (mostly)!

And I’m better at skiing than when I arrived . . .

. . . which leads neatly to pictures from a ski-trip-cum-lesson today, at Finnfjordbotn (an area close to Susanna’s school). This including a stop at a lavo (tent) where we tente en bål (lit a camp fire, in the tent) and drank tea (teabags courtesy of the Royal Air Force). I was complimented on my improving technique, given tips on how to look less English, and then later was loaned a 200+ page in book about how to ski (in Norwegian, but with good illustrations!!!!).

This panorama is looking out towards the mountains in Målselv kommune. The furthest frozen lake is Finnfjordvatnet – seen last weekend from the other end:

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Moody Sky Over Tømmerneset

Last weekend was the final confirmant camp of the year, held as usual at Tømmerneset, about 20 minutes drive from Finnsnes. The ‘camp’ is on the edge of a lake – Finnfjordvatnet – which is still just about frozen. The late afternoon sun shining on the ice through gaps in the clouds produced some moody images:

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Norwegian Silliness 01

Norway’s state broadcasting organisation (NRK) has a website with a wide range of news items, from very serious domestic and international stories, to some that leave one wondering if it’s the 1st of April again. Here are a couple:

Oktobass. An extreme bassist of the classical persuasion has bought herself themself an oktobass. This instrument is about 3m / 10′ tall, costs about 100000 NOK / $6000 / 10000 GBP per meter, and plays a bottom note that is so low that no-one can hear it.  The full story is here, including videos of it being played.

Exported Norwegian elk / moose required a toilet stop every two hours

Yes, that’s right. Elk / moose which were recently exported from Norway to Slovakia required a stop every two hours for fresh air and to ‘relieve’ themselves. Full story here. I cannot image how these kings of the woods were prevented from wandering off: they normally take no notice of humans unless they feel threatened, when they can be very aggressive. They also have zero road sense, as we discovered on Sunday evening when a full grown male casually stepped over the crash barrier and crossed the road a few feet in front of our car. Thankfully Sarah reacted very quickly so the car is in one piece, as is the animal.

The Teddybears’  Polar Bears’ Picnic

Whilst visiting Svarlbad to see the recent solar eclipse, some Czech tourists now risk being straffet (punished either with a large fine or a spell in prison) after allowing themselves to become a polar bear’s picnic. Apparently the bear managed to evade both their camp polar bear perimeter early warning system, and a sentry (who had fallen asleep) and was just tucking into a tourist, when he was caught red handed (although no-one was seriously hurt). Full story here.

More silliness soon . . .

Signs Of Spring

Spring is (sadly?) on the way. Here are some of the signs:

1. It’s stopped snowing and started raining 😦
2. It no longer gets properly dark at night
3. The seagulls are returning (and singing their ‘song’)
4. Things that were lost in the snow last autumn are re-appearing. For example, the picnic table and play equipment in the play area outside our apartment, and a minibus in a car park somewhere in the middle of Norway:


5. Everything is covered in mud, or grey dust (caused by the studs on winter car tyre grinding the round surface), or both.
6. The snow is melting fast, making it harder to find places to ski. One of the problems is that at the bottom of a lot of hills are rivers, which in ‘proper’ winter are frozen solid and covered in snow, but now are running free and could be a bit hazardous if one were to ‘ramle ned‘ (fall over).

Journeys To Bjorelvnes

The last week or so has brought an unusally large number of funerals to the old Lenvik Parish Church at Bjorelvnes, about a half hour drive north of Finnsnes. This has meant multiple trips.

Here are pictures from Tuesday. The panorama is Senja over Gisundet, the sound which separates Senja from the mainland. The other very zoomed image is some of the mountains on the south Senja:

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The rest of the pictures were taken today. The first 360° panorama has Bjorelvnes in the ‘foreground’ with the old Lenvik Parish Church, the town in the distance over the sea is Gibostad on Senja (you can see an ‘interactive’ panorama here). There was quite a bit of boat traffic, including the small local fishing boats, and a boat towing 4 huge salmon farming enclosures. The second panorama shows Gibostad which appears to be nestled under some hills. It’s a bit deceiving really: Gibastad stands on a ness (peninsula), so the hills are actually about 20 miles away over the sea on Kvaløya!

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And the water looks inviting doesn’t it?